These are a few of his favorite things

Weird Asian snack foods and cans full of fishes
Hot Spicy noodles in microwave safe dishes
Mustard and tuna and strange smelling food, these are the things that he says taste so good!!!
Nectar in cans and something that smells rotted
Fish in red sauce and meat that is potted
Sun chips and pocky but not any spam, although there is at least one can of Ham!!!!
When he's hungry! When he's thirsty, when he needs a snack....
He can just grab from this basket of plenty.... as long as I don't hav---------e to eat any!!!!!!

Thank you, thank you very much